Ed Sheeran’s bodyguard has joined Instagram – and it’s the best thing you’ll see all day. All week, even. @SecurityKev is the brainchild of Kevin Myers – Ed’s personal security – who has turned his social media into a cacophony of lols from his position alongside the superstar as they travel the world together. Guess he’s got to have something to do. Other than protecting the king. Having amassed a massive 250k followers in his first week, it’s clear to say he’s acing this Instagram game as fans of the singer flocked to Kev’s page to see his sarky comments about his famous employer.

From shots of them on holiday (‘Bae took me away on a romantic getaway’) to photos of him looking over the star as he lived a (semi) normal life with fiancee Cherry Seaborn (‘What’s on the menu guys? Did anyone order a legend?’) it’s not only bloody hilarious, but an interesting look at the behind-the-scenes workings of one of the most famous stars on the globe.