Sometimes the thoughts you have while intoxicated can lead to wonderful things. And sometimes the ideas you have after a night of drinking lead to you breaking into a salon to eat all the Hot Pockets.

Either way, a drunk person’s mind is a deep ocean of secrets (yeah, that’s a line from Titanic. Deal with it).

#1.Trot out

LAS VEGAS - JULY 11: Brock Lesnar holds down Frank Mir during their heavyweight title bout during UFC 100 on July 11, 2009 in Las Vegas, Nevada. Lesnar defeated Mir by a second round knockout. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images)
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